We start out with Tony lamenting the travails of text dating. What ever happened to taking women to dinner? As we move on our heroes discuss holiday food, eating peacocks, and Spencer goes on a weird government rant. Somewhere in there Tony makes a very hack joke about shampoo that I think is stolen from an episode of Seinfeld. They also manage to cajole some of the Dawghouse bartenders to weigh in on topics and we try some new editing approaches. Salute!